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Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok [No I'm not. Why would I be jealous?]!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der [I think she's saying everyone is a pureblood, which is bullshit. Voldemort certainly isn't. Neither is Harry's mother, or Hermione, or the Camera Kid who's name I think was Collin or Collins something.]!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot [Sort of. But you should be comforting him, not thinking he's hot while he could be having a nervous break-down or something.]).
“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik [.......]) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik [No thanks. I would prefer avoiding contact with you as much as possible.])
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot [I don't think that's how you smoke pot.... I'm pretty sure that's not how it works actually.].
Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u [Is he breaking up with her? Is it that he has terminal 7.....brain cancer? (Vinesauce reference for the win.) Or is it something stupid?].”
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken prep n ur jelous ok [No I'm not. Why would I be jealous?]!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW evonyd a poorblod so der [I think she's saying everyone is a pureblood, which is bullshit. Voldemort certainly isn't. Neither is Harry's mother, or Hermione, or the Camera Kid who's name I think was Collin or Collins something.]!1 fangz 2 raven 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about Dumbelldore. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Draco was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot [Sort of. But you should be comforting him, not thinking he's hot while he could be having a nervous break-down or something.]).
“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik [.......]) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik [No thanks. I would prefer avoiding contact with you as much as possible.])
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Draco banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Benji in the video for Girls and Bois (raven that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot [I don't think that's how you smoke pot.... I'm pretty sure that's not how it works actually.].
Suddenly Hargrid came. He had appearated.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da gurl’s room?”
Only it wasn’t just Hargrid. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe Draco but it was Dumblydore.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Draco has a surprise for u [Is he breaking up with her? Is it that he has terminal 7.....brain cancer? (Vinesauce reference for the win.) Or is it something stupid?].”
Updates
I'm not going to technically leave dA as of now, but I will be a lot less active. As such, I'm closing my commissions, not sure if permanently or not. Most of what I'll be posting is references for characters in River's Children, the Warrior Cats fan story I've been working on.
Update
I've been struggling to make any art these past few weeks due to a painful wrist, so I'm going to have to take a break for a bit before it gets worse. I'll post any art I have done already tonight just to get it out and then probably ice my wrist for the next seven years lol. Here's hoping I haven't given myself carpal tunnel!
Notice/Blacklist
After nearly a month of refusing to pay, despite my several notices and extreme patience, ~SydneyThePegasus (https://www.deviantart.com/sydneythepegasus) has blocked me entirely. I will be taking down the commission, and any further attempts from them to purchase characters or art from me will be declined. If I find out you have purchased anything from me with the intent of giving/gifting it to them will result in me adding you to the Blacklist.
I'm severely disappointed and upset that I even have to do this in the first place.
Blacklist:
:iconSydneyThePegasus: (Refusal to pay for commission and proceeding to block me)
Oh boy oh boy
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❁ what is your sexual orientation?
Asexual
❁ what is your romantic orientation?
Aromantic
❁ what is your gender?
I dont even fuckin care man. I just work here
❁ what is your sex?
Female
❁ what pronouns do you use?
Literally any, I don't care
❁ how long have you been in the lgbtqa+ community for?
I dunno, I have no sense of time or date
❁ have you ever dated anyone in the lgbtqa+ community? if yes, explain what they identify as
Nope, because I've literally never been on a date before
❁ how did you find out about the lgbtqa+ comm
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