Pokemon generator: www.randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one Pokemon per question.
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished.
0) This is you
Meme, are you trying to tell me that I'm a GOD!?
1) This pokemon is your best friend
But I picked Turtwig.....Wait.....Oh no....He's here...
2) This pokemon is your boss you need to impress for a promotion
3) This pokemon is your partner in a science project
....It's sixth grade science class all over again...
4) This pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
I-I've done nothing to you. Ever. Why?
5) This pokemon is your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Mother of- YEEEEEES!
6) This pokemon is your Ex
Sorry, it's the whole 'whoever touches you dies soon after' thing...
7) This pokemon stalks you every waking moment
YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY ICE CREAM!
8) This pokemon stole all your cheesecake
You adorable little fucker.
9) This pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
10) This pokemon punched your mom
11) This pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Go eat a mountain pipsqueak
12) This pokemon died by your hands
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn right it did. I beat two of them.
13) This pokemon is your companion for life
Is that you?
14) This pokemon is your loving pet
15) This pokemon is your dentist
16) This pokemon is what you dream about every day
17) This is the pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house